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A routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Bandera, Texas. After
last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that
he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the
officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his
keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car which
he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a
fine, dry summer night) -- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of
times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the
vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still
for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left.

At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and
started to drive slowly down the road.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started
up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the
man over and carried out a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man
having consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll
have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer
equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Texan. "Tonight, I'm the
designated decoy."

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:lmao: Nice Copy and Paste Work.


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i haven't heard that one...nice


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HAHAHAHA that totally rocks!!!!


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