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Personally I am of the opinion that nothing but the strongest of 12 year olds could make an impact on me, I think I could probably whoop on 15 or 20 of them before I go down.

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I'm basically a 12 year old.
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If it were an individual, king-of-the-mountain battle royale, I could endlessly pummel 12-year-olds without mercy.

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How many 12 yr olds do you think you could beat up?

This thread is made for me. Put me down for a minimum of 50 at a time as long as they dont bite or scratch. I think the key would be grabbing one 12 year old and using it as a weapon against the other 12 year olds. Spining it around in a circle, jabbing people with it, techniques like this i think are key.
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How many 12 yr olds do you think you could beat up?

I thought this thread would be more popular. I can't be the only one who sees a 12 year old and thinks "I could beat the CRAP out of that tiny person!"
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yea, I thought that too... but when he said that these "average" 12 year olds are about 115, I started doubting myself a little bit. I figure I have 7 inches but only about 15 lbs on them... I can probably only take about 2 before they pick me up n toss me to the side. Are those some big 12 year olds or what?


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yea, I thought that too... but when he said that these "average" 12 year olds are about 115, I started doubting myself a little bit. I figure I have 7 inches but only about 15 lbs on them... I can probably only take about 2 before they pick me up n toss me to the side. Are those some big 12 year olds or what?
But you gotta think most 12 year olds are pussy's. Unless we're talking zombie 12 year olds, but that's a whole other ball game. But you're probably a lot tougher than a 12 year old, that's the biggest difference I think. Not to mention creativity, some 12 year olds won't know how to take you down, but you'll be able to pull out some sweet kung fu on them cause they won't know what the hell is going on.
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standing in at 5'5'' 135 most people would think i could only take on maybe 2 or 3 of these little guys. However with my background in wrestling and weight lifting (benching 225 so.. thats pretty good) i think i can safely assume 5 or 6.


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