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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-02-2005, 07:22 PM Thread Starter
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A Reading from the Book of Armaments....

Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ...
Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."


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interestingly odd. are these your own writings?
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I repeat: Best. Movie. Ever.
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^^

i second that comment!!
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interestingly odd. are these your own writings?
run, don't walk to your nearest video rental place and rent Monty Python and the Holy Gail if you have not seen it already
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A Reading from the Book of Armaments....

evidently i live in a hole in the ground...heck i dont even have cable as i feel TV is the Petrie Dish in which America breeds it's assholes.

But...can someone clue me in...what movie?
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actually...i have seen it...but i am horrible quoting lines...thanks for the clue.
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A Reading from the Book of Armaments....

BLACK NIGHT:
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR:
Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

::end geek sequence::
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A Reading from the Book of Armaments....

oh great, that's what we need. All the nerds running around re-enacting their favorite MP scenes.
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