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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-22-2005, 06:09 PM Thread Starter
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This is the Politically Correct Way to Speak about Men and Women in the Year 2005

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT"
He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER"
He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME"
He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING"
He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER"
He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."

6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK"
He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."

7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS"
He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG"
He has "SWINE EMPATHY."

9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT"
He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."

10. He is not "HORNY"
He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."

11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants
It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."........................now that's funny

NOW: HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK"
She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER"
She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

3. She is not "EASY"
She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE"
She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND"
She is a previously enjoyed COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD"
She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY"
She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS"
She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

9. She does not "NAG" you
She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

10. She is not a "TRAMP" -
She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS"
She Is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
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Is it just me, or is the term "politically correct" an oxymoron?

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/\/\/\/\ that is a good point to point out.

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^^lol ya i agree

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-24-2005, 08:01 AM Thread Starter
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Yes it is an oxymoron, but it is being forces down the throats of the American public.

Take the ACLU and their nation wide attacks on everything religious that is even remotely related to civil government. They are sewing cities over bibles and monuments, and crosses in 150 year old city seals. What’s next? Are they going to St. Louis and St. Paul forcing them to change the city names because of the religious implications associated with them?
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