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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-03-2005, 01:35 PM Thread Starter
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Doing the DEED... Either with someone else or by yourself?

My closest experience was when i lost my virginity...
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But I had a close call when I was about 14. My mom went out for the afternoon with a friend and i knew where my dad kept his penthouse mags and brought them to the living room for some research. I used to read the forum sections where people would write in and describe their sexual encounters so i would know what to do when i had my own. I didnt masturbate to them though... ( i knew where my dad kept the xxx vhs for that) I must have had like 15 mags out when mom pulls up in front of the house way early! :shock: I freaked and grabbed all the mags and tried to make it to my room. next thing i know i'm running down the hall and they ALL spill out of my hands and the hallway is wall-to-wall porn. I grabbed the few that i could but it was too late. my mom and her friend were already in the front door. the whole experience was mortifying. the worst part about it was the fact that i was honestly just reading the articles.

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^^^That sucks man. I would hate the fact that I would get caught. I dont really need to worry about it though.


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^^^That sucks man. I would hate the fact that I would get caught. I dont really need to worry about it though.
eh.. it was years ago... now i can look back at it and laugh. Can you imagine my mother trying to explain that to her friend... hehe. probably just as embarrassing for her as it was for me

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ahahaha thats funny

I've ALMOST gotten caught a few times- I like taking risks I guess!
The worst was when I heard my mom get home & she was coming towards my room and i got up and he got dressed quick but my leg got all tangled in my pants so when she walked in i had my pants 1/2 way up. I think she was more pissed to see a hidden tattoo tho. I probably almost got caught like another 4-5 times when I was younger...I just didnt learn! Now my and my fiance have our own place so its ALL GOOD


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Several years ago when I was a kid my grandmother came to live with us from Greece after my grandfather died. When I started getting curious with myself, I used to take the longest damned showers you can imagine...

Well it turns out, having raised 7 kids, granny was keen to this. I get out of the shower one day and she looks at me and says (in Greek) "Was it a boy, or a girl?"




And then there was the time I put my "soiled" underwear in the hamper without thinking about it. Needless to say, my mom found it while doing the wash....


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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope I never EVER catch my kids doing that- I wouldn't know what to do!


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lmao. closest was while in my fiance's house (now ex husband) and his dad walked in. well you can see into the bedroom from the front door so we literally freaked out.
haha. I used to take longer showers too.

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I never thought to be "more productive" with the time I spent in the shower. I always took LONG showers when I was younger but I wasn't doing anything except leaning on the wall under the faucet. It calmed my nerves.

I never got caught during the act... I had a lock on my bedroom door so my room was always the safest place. I did leave a naughty tape in the VCR once... My mom discovered it when her sister came over to visit. You would've thought I killed someone... I got grounded for 6 months! :shock: Her sister, and even her best friends kept telling her "you're over-reacting - he's a teenage boy... that kind of thing is normal". My Dad helped me out and pretended to punish me. It took 4 years for my Mom to stop talking about that. She's a crazy bitch!

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^^^That sucks man. I would hate the fact that I would get caught. I dont really need to worry about it though.
eh.. it was years ago... now i can look back at it and laugh. Can you imagine my mother trying to explain that to her friend... hehe. probably just as embarrassing for her as it was for me


Dude, I know I can read. I was just stating that I dont have to worry about it. 8)


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The closest call was this one time I was my gf and we were down in her basement getting freaky, and Im takin all her clothes off and shit and I get her buck ass naked so she starts takin my clothes off I get down to my pants and now Im standing there mostly naked and who else walks in the door to the house is her dad, and he immediately starts calling for his darling daughter...who Im trying to get busy with..so next thing you know he's heading down the stairs, and I am moving faster than flash gordon getting my clothes back on. Meanwhile I literally pick up my gf and put her in her closet its a huge walk-in) where she continues getting dressed while I open her bedroom door and meet her dad at the stairs, to inform him that she is changing right now. That was the closests parental call...one of my ex's little sister walked into the living room while I had my hand down her sisters pants...that was embarassing..
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