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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-15-2005, 07:32 PM Thread Starter
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Never get a speeding ticket again!

If you follow these 4 easy steps you will never get a speeding ticket again!!

Step 1 - tie these balloons to your car
Step 2 - Drive VERY FAST
Step 3 - Watch people freak out.
Step 4 - Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.


























Enjoy your spahgetti, you're very rude.


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haha, I saw that awhile back and looked into getting some ballons like that, I was poor at the time and didnt get 'em but I wanted to soooo bad

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lol thats great! i would be dumb enough to try that


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Never get a speeding ticket again!

Seen it before, but stilllll hilllllarious!!



Tie them on before going to work.

ppl will make a seperate lane for you.


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That's AWESOME!!

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
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Seen it before, but stilllll hilllllarious!!



Tie them on before going to work.

ppl will make a seperate lane for you.
you think theyed care if I drove that in to Lockheeds main building plant?

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Alright.

Where do I buy these?

I'm serious too. >D


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You could through some glitter out the window and say it's "Chaff"


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:lmao: :shock:

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lol thats great! i would be dumb enough to try that

Yeah you would. Anyways that is some funny crap. :lmao:


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