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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-31-2005, 10:30 PM Thread Starter
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Well I am sittin on my chiar from ikea and i rip the tag off from underneath and it reads "This article meets the flammability requirements of california bureau of home furnishings teachnical bulletin 117. Care should be exercised near open flame or with burning cigarettes"
Does that mean if im sitting in this chair and there is a fire I will burn up but my svenning ( the chair) wont burn??? hmmm

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Try it?

Enjoy your spahgetti, you're very rude.


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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-31-2005, 10:51 PM Thread Starter
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suure............................................. ......let.........................me.............. ..........go ...................doo....that

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It'll burn -- but it won't erupt into flames very easily. Rather useless, IMO, unless your whole house is made out of that stuff too.


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:lmao: This is great. 3andMe is right it will burn.


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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-01-2005, 01:50 AM
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I read that on an ikea cushion I have some time ago too.

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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-02-2005, 11:31 AM
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Stupid Product Label Warnings

On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.

On a New Zealand insect spray -THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

On the bottle-top of a British flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

On a bag of Fritos YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.

12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.

15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.

17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts - INSTRUCTIONS: OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.

20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.

21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY

22. On some frozen dinners - SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST.

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box FITS ONE HEAD.

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron - DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine - DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

26. On Nytol sleep aid - WARNING, MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
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