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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 01-11-2005, 08:05 PM Thread Starter
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There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys; it
laughs when you tickle it under the arm

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports
for her first day promptly at 08:00. The next day at 08:45 there is a knock
at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws
open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that
she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire
production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the two
men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so
backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and
they're really beginning to pileup.

At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains
of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm
sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think
you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday."

"Your job is to give Elmo two
test tickles"
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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 01-11-2005, 08:08 PM
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:lmao:
I remember getting that in an email. positively hilarious

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Yeah I got that e-mail thats funny stuff.


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hahahahaha :dance:

That was great .


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good one....

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I still laught everytime I read this. No matter how many times I read it.


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post #7 of 18 (permalink) Old 01-12-2005, 10:38 AM
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That is awesome !!
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post #8 of 18 (permalink) Old 01-12-2005, 03:33 PM
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This needs to be in the Lounge.
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Do your job ATL!


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