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Ricer Song....sooo funny!

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! This song is by far the most accurate description of the "Ricer" as we know it (No offense to those Honda lovers on here).

Here's the lyrics. I'll link ya'll to the site, where you can actually hear the song being rapped.

Feel free to sing along

I love my Honda like I love my ganja
I値l smoke ya v-8 like I smoke marijuana
Back up boy and show some respect
My Honda civic has a 4 cylinder vtec
When I go out people wanna see my ride
They always stare at the "Type R" on the side
I painted my hood black for that carbon fiber look
My windshield wiper lights that off tha fuckin hook
I took off my hubcaps cause they give me better times
When I rip a new track I知 stunnin on my rhymes
My exhaust turned sideways with a 5 inch tip
I raced a z06 and took home his pink slip
I got a new spoiler from J.C. whitney
It's a 15 inch doublestak worth every penny
APC decals and two racing stripes
4 ion blue daytime runiing lights
When I take off tha front tires go up in smoke
And chevy痴 with 350痴 ain稚 nothing but a joke
Went to Pep Boys and bought all the neon lights
Its like Las Vegas when you see me at night
Don稚 mess with tha vtec cause it値l send ya home
Cryin lika fat kid that dropped his ice cream cone
When ya see me comin get outta my way
I gotta cruise tha mall cause you know its Friday
I doing loud fly-bys all down tha highway
Bumping some techno with my visor turned sideways
If you wanna race ya ass will get tossed
I throw in it neutral and rev up the exhaust
I知 gonna leave your ass in a world on pain
My adrenaline rushin with tha rice in my veins
Nutra slam it in drive when the light turns green
And I値l eat a Saleen like ya momma lean cusine
I got another victory in the "domestic basher"
I値l pull in front of you and throw on my flashers
When ya lost you called me a cheater
Ya just couldn't hang with the 1.6 liter
Tha Civic is more like a rocket than it is a car
You値l be sayin to ya self 電amn is that a type R

(Fast & Furious interlude)

Don稚 mess with Hondas cause they池e outta ya class
I wait till ya get beside me trying ta pass
Let ya hear tha vtec when I step on tha gas
Next thing ya know your ass is finishin last
I fix you a "Type R" burger with some vtec sauce
You池e ass will be fired cause Honda is tha boss
Is NOT called nitrious tha shit is called called NOS
You should know by now your life is a loss
It痴 about time you stop driving all them wrecks
Get a job at hardees and save all ya checks
Or sue KFC for falling on ya neck
And when you get paid buy yourself a Vtec

heres the link http://www.angelfire.com/tn3/kaitlyn/McNasty

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Ricer Song....sooo funny!

Thats awesome!!!!


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Ricer Song....sooo funny!

repost! http://www.mazda3forums.com/viewtopic.php?t=9957


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Ricer Song....sooo funny!

The rhymes are tight but that dude can't rap for shit.

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Ricer Song....sooo funny!

Let's continue here... http://mazda3forums.com/viewtopic.php?t=9957

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