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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old 09-03-2004, 11:41 AM Thread Starter
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> THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK
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> 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
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> 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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> 3. How about never? Is never good for you?
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> 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.
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> 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my
way.
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> 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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> 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
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> 8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant.
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> 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
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> 10. Ahhh . ... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
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> 11. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
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> 12. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
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> 13. Thank you. We're challenged by your unique point of view.
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> 14. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
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> 15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
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> 16. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
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> 17. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
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> 18. Do I look like a people person?
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> 19. This isn't an office, it's HELL with fluorescent lighting.
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> 20. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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> 21. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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> 22. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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> 23. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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> 24. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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> 25. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
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> 26. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
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> 27. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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> 28. Chaos, panic, and disorder --- my work here is done.
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> 29. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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> 30. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.


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haha that's awesome . I just forwarded that to a few people here at work.
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31. First of all, you need to take a shit... because you're head is way up your ass!

32. You're as dumb as a monkey trying to fuck a football. The only thing worse than that is five more monkeys trying to fuck that same football.

33. You must have diarrhea of the mouth... because useless shit is all that ever comes out.


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haha that's awesome . I just forwarded that to a few people here at work.
Likewise.

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What call centre you work at....what's the client? I used to work at one....biggest mistake I ever made, personally! It's an american company called West Corporation.


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I just sent this to someone at work also. My co-worker and I are in a slow period right now, so we need as much entertainment as we can get!

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I'm in my own department in an isolated room.
What I'd really like to say sometimes is:
"Go be a pain in the ass some where else".

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29. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?


bwhaaahahahaahahahahahhahahahaha

that is fucking awesome!!!!!!


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roflmao. i found that so funny i had to post it on 6club. great find.

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