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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 07-12-2004, 01:59 AM Thread Starter
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Poetry corner!

Here's a different idea. Post some poetry shit, comment, etc.

Why not?

I'll start things off:

Nightowls
by Phrosted

The weeping willow sweeps my way
as I wander through the night.

Its lonely coils reach out for me,
sulking past its shadowed grave.

They say my wake of wind is causing
branches here to sway, but the truth is plain for me to see:

Misery loves company,
and my footsteps echo melancholy.

The willow’s owl sweeps before me,
his slumber raped by restless feet,

“Who?” he cries, his angry call,
“Who steals my sleep tonight?”

I say, dear owl, do not cry whom,
for that, my friend, is plain to see.

It’s what, and why, and where and how
but mostly though, I ponder when.

When will all this cease to be,
and questions cease their galling pleas?

But questions call my name still yet,
so I raise my voice and scream.

The nightowls sing their sad lament,
and wallow in their restless sleep.

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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 07-12-2004, 02:44 AM
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I used to write a lot of poetry when I was depressed.

But now I got a new Mazda3 and I'm the farthest thing from depressed. I'm happy as hell!

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post #3 of 13 (permalink) Old 07-15-2004, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by "airchinapilot"
I used to write a lot of poetry when I was depressed.

But now I got a new Mazda3 and I'm the farthest thing from depressed. I'm happy as hell!
Wow that was a nice one. Such simplicity. :P

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Roses are Red

Violets Are Blue

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post #6 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-03-2004, 12:42 AM
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ohhh that was simply uncalled for
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Titties N' Beer

It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the aide of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a big titty girly by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me . . .
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin' weird up here
So I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on . . "
But there was no reply
'Cause she was gone . . .

"Where's those titties I like so well,
'n' my godam beer!"
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil, . .
He's about this big, . .

He had a red suit on
An' a widow's peak
An' then a pointed tail
'N like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright,
I swear I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know, it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, "You sonofabifch!"
'Cause I was mad at him.
Well he just got out the floss
'N started cleanin' his fang
So I shot him with my shooter.
Said: BANG BANG BANG

Then the sucker just laughed ín said: put it away!
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy?
Yeah! titties ín all!
Well what about the beer then?
Now, were the cans this tall?
Even her boots?
Would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry!
Yeah, this is true.
Donít they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I canít complain when the checks come through...
Well I want my chrissy,
Oh yeah?
ín I want my beer
Hah!
So you just barf it back up!
Now, devil, do you hear?
Look:
Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man!
I mean, I am the devil, do you understand?
Just what will you give me for your
Titties and beer?
I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here...
Yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore!
Donít call me that!
Thatís about the only reason
I learned writiní for!
Gimme that paper! bet yer horns Iíll sign!
Because I need a beer, ín itís titty-
Squeeziní time!
Man, you canít fool me! you ainít that bad!
Oh yeah?
Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that Iíve had!
There was milhous nixon ín agnew too!
ín both of those suckers was worse ín you!
Letís make a deal if you think
Thatís true
I mean, youíre supposed to be the devil so...whatcha
Gonna do?
Heh?

Now hold on just a second...
You wanna make a deal with me hah?
Yeah!
Well ah, I donít know man, you know...
I just donít know about this...
What?
See, cause i...
Listen, youíre...are you losing your nerve?
No man, it ainít got nothiní to do with nerve...
Youíre supposed to be the devil!
Itís got to do...
Youíre supposed to be bad!
Itís got to do with style, fool!
I donít know if youíve the right style to get into hell,
You know...
Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the honest to god
Truth,
Iím very short on style as a matter of fact...
Yeah, I know...thatís...thatís what makes me wonder
But I have...i, I think I have something that
You may be interested in...
What is that?
You can have my soul
Itís a mean little sucker
íbout a thousand years old
But once you gets it
You canít give it back
You gotta keep it forever
Aní thatís a natural fact!
Ooh wee!
Do you read me devil?
Oh yeah!
What? am I supposed to be scared, man?
Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty!
Oh yeah, thatís real tough!
I bet youíre real bad!
Listen fool, youíve got to prove to me that youíre rough
Enough to get into hell
That youíve got the style enough to get into hell
So start talkiní...
Alright, lemme tell ya somethiní
Alright!
Iíll prove to you that Iím bad enough to go to hell
Yeah!
Because I have been through it!
Yeah!
I have seen it!
Yeah!
It has happened to me!
Yeah!
Remember, I was signed with warner brothers
For eight fuckiní years!!!
Tell me about it!
Now youíre talkiní about something!
Now how bad is that?
That sounds good to me, motherfucker!
So move right along
Tell me what your interests are, you know...
If weíre gonna come to some kind of agreement,
Iíve got to know what youíre all about, you know...
ícause I donít know if youíre the right type for the...
For the place, you know
Look...lemme tell you what my problem really is, you see
Ok...
My problem is that I donít belong anywhere
Aha...
You see... I donít even belong where you are, you see
I hope not!
I, Iím a simple person, you know
I have very small desires in life
Titties ín beer, you know
No! what?
Titties ín beer!
No! no man, youíre joking...
Titties ín beer, titties ín beer, titties ín beer...
What? no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no!
Titties ín beer, titties ín beer, titties ín beer...
No! no! no! no! no! not titties ín beer!
Oh I canít stand titties ín beer!...
Titties ín beer, titties ín beer, titties ín beer...
(Iím in you! Iím in you!)
Oh no! no! no! wait...
Ah! look at this! what am I gonna do with this thing?
...wait, wait, please no!
Hey! look at this!

No! donít sign it! give me time to think!
...hold on a second, boy, ícause...thatís
Magic ink!

Then the devil barfed
ín out jumped my girl
They heard the titties plop-ploppiní
All around the world, she said:

I got three beers ín a fist fulla downs,
Aní Iím gonna get ripped, so fuck
You clowns!

Then she gave us the finger!
(it was rigid ín stiff)
Thatís when the devil, she farted
Aní she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad!
(I took off to my pad)
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?

Alright!

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Re: Poetry corner!

WHY did I think this thread mind actually contain serious, heart-felt poetry on a car forum? haha

Kudos guys - maybe I'll be brave enough to post some of my 'real' poetry later.


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