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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-05-2004, 04:15 AM Thread Starter
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You're on a boat in the desert and one of your wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to build a house?


Ya give up?



The answer is BLUE! Because ice-cream doesn't have bones!


Bahahahahahahaa!!!


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A chair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Originally Posted by "Carlomagneto"
You're on a boat in the desert and one of your wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to build a house?


Ya give up?



The answer is BLUE! Because ice-cream doesn't have bones!


Bahahahahahahaa!!!

Ya know, I think there are pills that can help you with that.

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There are no pills that can correct my zaneyness!!

Mraaaaaaaaw!!!

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I don't know why but, that is so damn funny to me.

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...and that's why you shouldn't do drugs.
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Re: Tied for greatest joke in the world...

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You're on a boat in the desert and one of your wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to build a house?


Ya give up?



The answer is BLUE! Because ice-cream doesn't have bones!


Bahahahahahahaa!!!

Ok, this makes no sense at all. Was this supposed to be a joke?

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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-06-2004, 04:26 AM Thread Starter
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Like I said in my other joke thread, it's all about the principality of it... the principality!

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