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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-24-2004, 05:03 PM Thread Starter
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Top Ten signs you may be a Redneck I.T. Administrator:

10) Your spam filter accepts all content referencing the Civil War.

9) The server-room door prohibits "vittles, tobaccy, and 'shine".

8) You're not surprised to discover your child process is also the parent of your other child process.

7) You're reluctant to use the term "IP" outside the IT department.

6) The gap from your missing tooth is just right for stripping Cat 5 jackets.

5) When security asks to see your ID badge, you just show your belt buckle.

4) Your fire suppression plan involves beer.

3) You still have a daisy-wheel printer 'cuz of Daisy Duke.

2) You name all your servers with NASCAR numbers ... but the No. 3 server is forever retired.

1) You find Bud Light cans perfect for RF shielding.


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Wow I thought this thread was about Ken Jennings but this is even better

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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-26-2004, 09:57 AM
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Number 2 & 6 are hilarious. Good stuff.

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