These are both pretty good
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampons
and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for him.
He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would
be able to swim and ride a bike. & He can't do either one.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet
rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender
who comes over immediately. When he arrives,
seductively signals that he should bring his
closer to hers. When he does she begins to
caress his full beard, "Are you the manager?"
asks, softly stroking his face with both
"Actually, no," the man replied. "Can you get
me? I need to speak to him" she says, running
hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm
I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there
can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give
message," she continues, running her
the bartender's lips and slyly popping a
couple of her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to
gently. "What should I tell him?" the
manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers,
"there is no
toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in
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