Good, Better, Best - FMVperformance.com : The site for all your Ford Mazda and Volvo needs
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 06-17-2004, 11:31 AM Thread Starter
Le Mans: Prototype Class
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: St. Paul, MN
Posts: 1,193
Good, Better, Best

GOOD
Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old
boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read
"RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell
lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a Wisconsin State
Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.
"He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

:smokin: **searching is the new cool.** :smokin:
klavergreg is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 06-17-2004, 01:02 PM
F1 Driver
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Rochester, MI
Posts: 8,793
Send a message via AIM to holeydonut
Good, Better, Best

Heh, those kids be smartly


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

How much of my soul is owned by DaimlerChrysler Financial Services: $ Bunches $
holeydonut is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

  FMVperformance.com : The site for all your Ford Mazda and Volvo needs > Misc > Lounge

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the FMVperformance.com : The site for all your Ford Mazda and Volvo needs forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome