[post] Some bad jobs you have had
or "jobs monkeys can do"
1. Hotel Bellman Porter, description: work in an upscale hotel demeaning yourself by carrying other peoples bags for few dollar bills.
2. Stadium Event/Concert Security, description: prevent people from going places they are not supposed to go.
3. Valet Attendant, description: park cars for people who are either too stupid or too lazy to park it themselves.
4. Theater Usher, description: take tickets, direct people to their seat which they are too stupid to find.
All I have to say is thank god I dont have to do that crap anymore.
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