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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 06-04-2004, 03:52 AM Thread Starter
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Has anyone told telemarketers weird stuff? Like the person they ask for had just died or . . . ?

Lately I've been getting a lot of calls and want some ideas
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"oh, i don't speak english." (said with nonaccented american english, and respond that way to every question.)

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post #3 of 20 (permalink) Old 06-04-2004, 08:43 AM
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You can always do a Half Baked thing.

"Have you ever called someone?....Have you ever called someone on weed, that shit is great!"

Then continue on with their questions in the same fashion

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I've pulled "they died thing" before. it was fun. also my old last name, for some reason, people couldn't pronounce it, so i would just say there was nobody living at the house by that name. easy enough.

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post #5 of 20 (permalink) Old 06-04-2004, 10:16 AM
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I tend to feel sorry for some telemarketers...let's face it most folks would never do that job if they had a choice.

My common excuse is, "I don't live here."
post #6 of 20 (permalink) Old 06-04-2004, 06:26 PM
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The one and only time I have messed with a telemarketer was a few years back. They called and asked to speak with someone in the house between the ages of 18 nd 65. I replied, "I'm sorry my parents are both under 18 and I am 67." The guy on the phone said Okay thanks for your time. Then hung up. I don't know if he ever caught on. Most of the time I tell them when they are starting the opening statement that I am not interested.

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One time my friend answered after the telemarketer said are your parents home and is like "what..you've foudn them?? oh my god thank you" then starts this brilliant fake cry,it was the funniest thing id ever seen. ANd they were like ohh, no, no sorry, oh jeez, im sorry, no i was asking for them. i felt bad after that.

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I like being the sexually occupied, but yet interested-in-buying customer.

Just give them a lot of heavy breathing, and every once in awhile go "Oooohh aahhhh..yeaaa...*breathe* what did you say?"
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Ha, will have to try that ucdchan.

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post #10 of 20 (permalink) Old 06-04-2004, 10:49 PM
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"Hi... you have reached the telemarketing answering service. Please leave your sales pitch at the sound of the click."

*click* (as you hang up)

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