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A penguin is driving down the highway on a really hot day with the air conditioning blasting in his car. All of the sudden his engine overheats and steam starts coming from under the hood of his car. Luckily, there is a small service station near by and he pulls up to it. The attendent notices that the penguin has a problem and tells him that he should go to the ice cream shop across the street and get some ice cream so he can stay cool while the attendent looks at his car.

The penguin goes across the street and gets some ice cream, vanilla, his favorite. As he is walking back across the street he is really getting into this ice cream. He is enjoying scarfing it down and he is getting ice cream all over his face. He approaches the service station attendent and the attendent says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "Oh, no, no it's ice cream."

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haha... good one

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