I didn't know what else to do, but I had to express my liking for this thread. I have found this to be one of the most entertaining threads I have read on this board. Just want to share it with anyone who might have missed it, even though I don't know how you could with a title like that. http://mazda3forums.com/viewtopic.php?p=48285#48285
PS-If this is strange...it's been a long night!