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How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time
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Maybe cliffnotes would help........

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How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, puree, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

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hell, even i didn't read all of that. but i got the idea!

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That was too much work to even bother reading, never mind doing.

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Willing to do all of the above if the right girl comes along. The right girl is always worth it.
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Damn right. Just show up naked. :P
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sounds like a screwed up drunken country song. Either that or the instructions on how to program a VCR.

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Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.


Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?

When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.


What do you call a handcuffed man?

Trustworthy.


What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

Men always miss them.


Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.


Why are men like popcorn?

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.


Why are men like blenders?

You need one, but you're not quite sure why.


Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.


Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.


What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?

Most men have no trouble finding a bar.


What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.


What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.


What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.


How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?

Guilt gifts are nicer.


What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

His wife is good at picking out clothes.


How is a man like the weather?

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.


What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.


What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.


Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.


What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?

Slow.


What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.


What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

An insurance company.


Why don't men often show their true feelings?

Because they don't have any.


Why do men have a hole in their penis?

So oxygen can get to their brains.


What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?

A snowwoman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all that extra snow to make its testicles.

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

Castrated.


What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.


What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.


Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

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