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Kids are smarter than we thought

Kids are smarter than we knew



HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like

sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips

and dip coming.

-- Alan, age 10



No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to

marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're

stuck with.

-- Kirsten, age 10



WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by

then.

-- Camille, age 10



No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get

married.

-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)



HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at

the same kids.

-- Derrick, age 8



WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8



WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know

each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

--Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)



On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually

gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

-- Martin, age 10 (sounds like he's already been on a date)



WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the

newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

-- Craig, age 9



WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.

-- Pam, age 7



The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess

with that.

-- Curt, age 7



The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry

them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

-- Howard, age 8





IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never

going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.

-- Theodore, age 8



It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need

someone to clean up after them.

-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)



HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8



And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a

truck.

-- Ricky, age 10

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Ok, so it seems like a lot of parents have already had "The Talk" with these kids, doesn't it? Kelvin's response is a good one to point out that 8 year olds already know about sex, at least the basic girls are different from boys and how kids get here part. Given that, why the hell are people so pissed about Janet Jackson's breast? Ok, back to this topic, I love Derrick's response, because it's so true, and Lori definitely nailed her parents' feelings on more kids...
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And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a

truck.

-- Ricky, age 10


Exactly. You don't have to have anything in common with a girl, but if you tell her she's pretty-she'll like you forever after that. If she's your wife, even better.

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Exactly. You don't have to have anything in common with a girl, but if you tell her she's pretty-she'll like you forever after that. If she's your wife, even better.

I know, how freaky is that!

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haha.. kids say the darndest things!

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I would have never had those type of responses to those questions when I was a small child. Hilarious.

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LOLOLOL these are great!

"I don't want to have sex, I don't want to be all grossed out"



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hahah nice thread to revive, these were all hilarious

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[quote author=budgy link=topic=2633.msg1427556#msg1427556 date=1179780115]
hahah nice thread to revive, these were all hilarious
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Yah thanks. Definitely worth it! Couldn't hold in the laughter at work :P



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