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Men are like ............Laxatives ......
They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ........ Bananas ......
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ........ Vacations ..
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather ......
Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ........ Blenders ..
You need One, but &g t; you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars .....
Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ........ Coffee ......
The best ones are rich, warm, &can keep you up all night long.

Men are like ........ Commercials ..
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores......
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ......
They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara .....
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ........ Popcorn ......
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...
You never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ......
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots .......
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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nice one csweeney. :smokin:
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Ok, we're burned....

The last one should end:

All the good ones are taken, and the rest are either too far out or handicaped

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too far out?

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Oh yeah... well:

Women are like ... the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

Women are like ... computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

Women are like ... Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

Women are like ... horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

Women are like ... parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

Women are like ... fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights

Women are like ... political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

Women are like ... refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

Women are like ... blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

Women are like ... country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

And the topping on the cake...

Women are like ... fine wine
They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and gives you headaches of regret.

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Women are like ... parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
So true.

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Quote:
Women are like ... refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
That one was my favorite


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Hey quick one(no offense, i just find it funny)

Why do they call it a period?
Because mad cow disease was already taken!

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Hey quick one(no offense, i just find it funny)

Why do they call it a period?
Because mad cow disease was already taken!
LMAO!!!

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