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Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. No further testing is planned.

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Lmao. Ive heard that somewhere before.

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH, 2 Funny!

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Lmao. Ive heard that somewhere before.
Same here, but its still funny...!

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I'm glad that sweeney posted that first!

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hey. i'll be the first to admit that women are exactly like that.

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Yeah tha'ts an old joke... always a good one though.
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Yep, learned that in college. Also leads to breast growth and impotence in men.


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[quote author=SC3 link=topic=2000.msg44650#msg44650 date=1078179705]
Yep, learned that in college. Also leads to breast growth and impotence in men.
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LOL. Niceeeee.


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i'll never drink beer again!


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