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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-19-2004, 01:01 PM Thread Starter
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AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN (OR AL QAEDA) MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.
CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

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Wow, if only it were that easy!

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Nice. Now I see whats wrong with the terrorist. They need to see more naked women and drink a beer once in awhile.
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And what does this say about us? Well, we think naked women and beer solves everything (and most of the time it does!)


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Tru dat. :P
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You have to be more specific. Beer and hot naked women. Beer has a good effect and hot women have a good effect yet for some reason ugly women do nothing for me.

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Well, don't you see? After the beer, all the women look hot!


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well, not all the women are, but most i imagine will look pretty good

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If they don't look hot yet, just drink more beer

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