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The funniest pick up line I ever heard was:
"your feet must be tired"
"why?"
"B/c you've been running through my head all day"

What are some others you guys have used or just heard?

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<look her up and down>
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I like that one!

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What was the first thing Adam said when he saw Eve?
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Excuse me I forgot my number, can I borrow yours ?

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I'd really like to lick apricot brandy out of your navel.
Do you come here often?
You're the kind of woman who hides her beauty.
Hey... yo're purty. Got a boyfriend?
Your foot odor is so sweet, you should bottle it and sell it in a store.
Here are some silly ass pickup lines. And NO I don't use pickup lines like these.
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"Excuse me miss, here's a quarter, call me"

"Are you from Tennessee, you must be cuz you're the only Ten-I-See"

Corny, huh?

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Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants.

If you were a tear, I'd never cry for fear of losing you.

The word of the day is legs, legs go back to my place and spread the word.

Nice shoes, wanna f*ck ?

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"Excuse me miss, here's a quarter, call me"

"Are you from Tennessee, you must be cuz you're the only Ten-I-See"

Corny, huh?
Cute though. Clean, so it won't offend the girl it's being used on and very possibly could work. 8)

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"I must be in Heaven, Because I can see all the stars in your eyes !!!!"

Now thats a real trashy pick-up line !!!

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