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Things alec trevelyan (Nate) should say on a night out.

As the title states this game is revolving solely around things that Nate should say when he goes out drinking in an attempt to pick up girls.


All quotes will be updated here in the OP so we can keep track of the lulz.



[quote author=sdemo45 link=topic=185954.msg3930168#msg3930168 date=1297348134]
I think thats a girl?
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[quote author=CubanTony link=topic=185954.msg3930174#msg3930174 date=1297348597]
Steve to follow up your quote:


"I think I don't care?"
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[quote author=sdemo45 link=topic=185954.msg3930178#msg3930178 date=1297348774]
hmm... things Nate should say... things Nate should say...




"These eyebrows are just left-over from my Halloween costume this year."
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[quote author=CubanTony link=topic=185954.msg3930183#msg3930183 date=1297348944]
roflz that was a good one.

"Barkeep I'll take one (insert some ridiculous beer here) and one roofiecoolada please."
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[quote author=sdemo45 link=topic=185954.msg3930185#msg3930185 date=1297349063]
"No, no sweetheart, I'm not a male secretary. I prefer office product organizational specialist."
[/quote]



[quote author=sdemo45 link=topic=186106.msg3930196#msg3930196 date=1297349576]
"Have you tried the chocolate walnut india pale ale stout brewed in the andies mountains by trappist monks using a red wine barley malt blueberry reduction?"
[/quote]


[quote author=LadySpeed link=topic=186106.msg3930198#msg3930198 date=1297349609]
"hey baby wanna be famous? Show me an epic night and ill make you epic on a public forum"
[/quote]


[quote author=CubanTony link=topic=186106.msg3930221#msg3930221 date=1297350669]
Hello there why don't you and I go back to my place for some home made banana bread infused with the essence of elderberries and a nice soy chai vanilla latte? After that we can listen to some classical music while I take photos of you on my fire escape. You don't mind if I wear a robe while smoking my pipe do you?
[/quote]


[quote author=sdemo45 link=topic=186106.msg3930238#msg3930238 date=1297351035]
"I work at MIT. I'm a research assistant in the field of coffee making. I publish all findings on mazda3forums.com... maybe you've heard of it?"
[/quote]


[quote author=sdemo45 link=topic=186106.msg3930345#msg3930345 date=1297353133]
"Hey baby, come work with me and I'll hook you up with Firefox on your work comp."
[/quote]


[quote author=ito link=topic=186106.msg3930376#msg3930376 date=1297353721]
Hey baby, I know how to use big words, but not my genitalia. Wanna friend-out?
[/quote]


[quote author=ito link=topic=185954.msg3930356#msg3930356 date=1297353332]
"Hey baby, I don't sleep with women. I just judge them by a ridiculous standard and become friends with them. You're safe."
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[quote author=casey.weber link=topic=186106.msg3930393#msg3930393 date=1297354140]
Nate holding his genitalia... I don't know how this works, can you show me?
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[quote author=halo0 link=topic=186106.msg3930396#msg3930396 date=1297354210]
"Excuse me madam, but you wouldn't happen to be interested in partaking in the company of a wordsmith possessing a vast vocabulary with which to entice and stimulate your aural senses, would you? Wait, is that a Budweiser you're currently imbibing? Balderdash! I must hasten my exit from this den of Philistinism!!!"
[/quote]


[quote author=ito link=topic=186106.msg3930407#msg3930407 date=1297354419]
"Young lady? Might you be interested in coming back to my place, where you can watch my broken TV, and I can teach you the fine art of reductions?"
[/quote]


[quote author=casey.weber link=topic=186106.msg3930414#msg3930414 date=1297354669]
[quote author=ito link=topic=186106.msg3930407#msg3930407 date=1297354419]
"Young lady? Might you be interested in coming back to my place, where you can watch my broken TV, and I can teach you the fine art of reductions?"
[/quote]
Continued...




Female: Are you trying to get me naked?


Nate: No? Reductions... The process of thickening or intensifying the flavor of a liquid mixture such as a soup, sauce, wine, or juice by boiling.
[/quote]



[quote author=ito link=topic=186106.msg3930442#msg3930442 date=1297355640]
"Hey baby, I made you an amazing dinner. We'll start off with a croissant. I have them imported from France, because no one on this side of the pond knows how to make them properly. Then, we'll move on to a nice succulent cut of Kobe beef in a nice balsamic reduction. To compliment this fine beef, I've gotten us two bottles of Arrogant Bastard. Does that sound good to you, Steve?"
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[quote author=CubanTony link=topic=186106.msg3930468#msg3930468 date=1297356288]
Baby, how about you and I go back to your place where we can talk about what's on your mind all night with absolutely no pressure of having sex and then in the morning after forcing me to sleep on the couch I can make you some banana walnut pancakes with a blueberry espresso bean glaze.
[/quote]



[quote author=sdemo45 link=topic=186106.msg3930472#msg3930472 date=1297356393]
"Hey beautiful. I cant wait to tell all my forum friends that a girl spoke to me tonight."
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[quote author=ito link=topic=186106.msg3930493#msg3930493 date=1297356949]
Hi. My car's paid off, and I validate. We're meant to be [size=1pt]friends[/size].
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[quote author=ito link=topic=186106.msg3930530#msg3930530 date=1297358234]
Hello there. You look like Mila Kunis and I kind of like that. Hows about you put on 10lbs. We can friend the shit out of each other then.
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[quote author=John_in_the_LBC link=topic=186106.msg3930568#msg3930568 date=1297359914]
Do you remember Big Daddy, where Adam Sandler's gf dumps him for some old guy with wrinkly balls?
Well, that happened to me, so I am sort of like Adam Sandler.
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[quote author=sdemo45 link=topic=186106.msg3930960#msg3930960 date=1297378310]
"Hey baby, they say... Oh, please, dont feed the eyebrows."
[/quote]


[quote author=ito link=topic=186106.msg3930966#msg3930966 date=1297378626]
"Some say I'm as experienced in bed as Steve Carell in 'The 40 Year Old Virgin' and that my eyebrows have a mind of their own. You can call me, THE STIG"
[/quote]


[quote author=casey.weber link=topic=186106.msg3930969#msg3930969 date=1297379151]
"I attract many different kinds of people. Maybe not because of my physique, but because my eyebrows have their own gravitational pull."
[/quote]



[quote author=R3d Baron link=topic=186106.msg3931071#msg3931071 date=1297389445]
Girl stares disgustedly at Nate's eyebrows


"Oh, don't worry. They don't bite. Hey, want to go back to my place? I have this awesome grilled cheese recipe. Then we can watch The Notebook and talk about how my ex-wife wouldn't have sex with me. Don't like grilled cheese? How about some banana walnut pancakes?"
[/quote]


[quote author=smokinAMD link=topic=186106.msg3931079#msg3931079 date=1297390312]
It's not that you aren't good enough for me, it's just that I have these ridiculously high standards that have prevented me from having sex with anyone besides my ex-wife in the past 5 years. Also, don't mind the nesting squirrels on my face, I took them to vet earlier this month, they tested clean for rabies. Would you like to be my friend on facebook and perhaps bake me some cookies?
[/quote]

[quote author=halo0 link=topic=186106.msg3931770#msg3931770 date=1297457378]
Hey baby, want to come back to my place and drink a pilsner out of a proper stemmed glass?
[/quote]

[quote author=sdemo45 link=topic=186106.msg3931776#msg3931776 date=1297457497]
"oh hi. you need to lose a few pounds, but I could hook up with you if you layered yourself in bacon. bacon could even make you better..."
[/quote]

[quote author=casey.weber link=topic=186106.msg3931791#msg3931791 date=1297458485]
[quote author=sdemo45 link=topic=186106.msg3931776#msg3931776 date=1297457497]
"oh hi. you need to lose a few pounds, but I could hook up with you if you layered yourself in bacon. bacon could even make you better..."
[/quote]cont'd:

"...But even then, I still would find a way to fuck up and make you a friend."
[/quote]

[quote author=ito link=topic=186106.msg3931797#msg3931797 date=1297458758]
"Oh, Hi! I noticed you staring at me from across the bar. Those? Don't worry about those furry guys. What are you drinking there? Miller Lite, you say? Sorry, I mistook you for someone with taste."
[/quote]

[quote author=ZOOM 3 link=topic=186106.msg3931822#msg3931822 date=1297459699]
so you would like to get married, never have sex and expect me to read your mind....sounds perfect! can we have bacon at the reception?
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"Have you tried the chocolate walnut india pale ale stout brewed in the andies mountains by trappist monks using a red wine barley malt blueberry reduction?"



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Re: Things alec trevelyan (Nate) should say on a night out.

"hey baby wanna be famous? Show me an epic night and ill make you epic on a public forum"


Because we all know he will instantly post about it on how long has it been since you had sex thread.




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Re: Things alec trevelyan (Nate) should say on a night out.

Hello there why don't you and I go back to my place for some home made banana bread infused with the essence of elderberries and a nice soy chai vanilla latte? After that we can listen to some classical music while I take photos of you on my fire escape. You don't mind if I wear a robe while smoking my pipe do you?

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"I work at MIT. I'm a research assistant in the field of coffee making. I publish all findings on mazda3forums.com... maybe you've heard of it?"



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Hey baby, I know how to use big words, but not my genitalia. Wanna friend-out?



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[quote author=sdemo45 link=topic=186106.msg3930345#msg3930345 date=1297353133]
"Hey baby, come work with me and I'll hook you up with Firefox on your work comp."
[/quote]BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.


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