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You might be a ricer if....

I'm lurking around car domain and I can't believe what people do to their cars. Sooo..post one or two lines..Your might be a ricer if:

Your HID's are higher than 6000K
You paint your drum brakes.


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post #2 of 23 (permalink) Old 01-27-2010, 05:05 PM
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If you made your own wing.

Have an old bean can as a muffler.

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Re: You might be a ricer if....

your too cheap to buy springs so your torch them or cut them.
your "subs" were stolen from your dads old hifi system and may include the orignal boxes.
you have no idea what mugen means.


will add more later next...............

sorry one more. your cracked rims have more welds than the car.
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You claim you lost because you missed a shift... and your car is an automatic.


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Re: You might be a ricer if....

If your aftermarket summer wheels are your winter wheels (sometimes applies, especially here in Michigan, all the tuners run stocks, are steelies)

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If you think colored sparkplug wires add hp.

If your intake and fender vents are from autozone.

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if you have a foldgers coffee can as your exhaust tip
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Re: You might be a ricer if....

Youve raised your civic to fit the 19" rims from pep boys on there


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you call wheels "rims"

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[quote author=DamnLocust link=topic=165951.msg3517825#msg3517825 date=1264638447]
you call wheels "rims"
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