The downtime today from about 1:15 PM to 12:20 AM
Yeah, it really had nothing to do with us. Our datacenter experienced a massive power failure combined with generator failure/etc I don't feel like getting into the details. By 1:15 EST all sites in the dc were down, including ours. They came back up around 7 PM, but by then we had other major problems - namely in the course of all that power cycling, our files went corrupt. We've only just managed to restore them.
More information will have to wait until tomorrow, I'm going to bed.